when my kids do great things, i love it. when they do rediculously ridiculous things, i hate it. that makes sense, i guess.

stupid shit that happened today. it’s mostly my fourth hour of kids. they’re enjoyable enough, but lazy and not too bright, and fine with that. one child refused to give up his mini skate board. another child’s cell phone went off in class.

really, we should be sterilized until we prove that we are able to support another life form. otherwise, we shouldn’t be allowed to breed. i know that sounds a lot like eugenics, but really.

i’ve been talking about it, and now it’s time for the details.

what: ashlee simpson’s whitetrash hoedown

when: saturday, march 19, 7:00 pm

where: my house (contact me if you don’t know where that is)

this is a potluck (i’m taking my idea from feralboy) with whitetrash themed food.

i’m making orderves, and vodka with tampico.

please reply with what you’ll bring.

honk!